Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet

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You’re worried about him, your boyfriend. He has a shirtless scene coming up, so he hasn’t had a sip of water since yesterday morning. He hasn’t eaten…
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No. 21: 🤳🏻✔️🫂
“Can we pretend we’re broken up?” you ask. He doesn’t even look up from his phone. You scoot across the duct-taped seat of a curve-cornered dining booth…
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No. 20: 💔📸🥂
Your costar invites you to a party in the Hills as a friend. You later find out it was with the motive of making his ex jealous. She’s stunning, an…
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No. 19: 🧢💪🏼🛋
The first man you ever sleep with is an Abercrombie & Fitch model. You don’t have sex. But you sleep. Well, he sleeps. It’s almost dawn and you’ve…
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No. 18: 🖋🖤🐆
You are furious. Livid. Sick from the betrayal of eternities you thought were yours. God leaves. Your love leaves. You learn the ones who promise…
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No. 17: ⛪️🙏🏼👩🏻‍⚖️
You didn’t plan to stop going to church when you moved to LA. It’s just that you’re genuinely concerned for your spiritual health. You’d rather isolate…
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No. 16: 🛹🪜🍰
It’s spring. The sun has melted your body oil into the vintage towel atop the bedroom quilt you spread over the granular flat top of your Art Deco roof…
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No. 15: 🌆💋🐀
She kisses your boyfriend on his lips in front of you. This happens in her skyscraper office with a Manhattan view. She’s careful to make it quick—a…
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No. 14: 🌵🌠🌴
Trashy. You didn’t expect that to be your first impression of Tinseltown, but here you are on the star-studded sidewalk that is smeared with feces stuck…
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No. 13: ⛷️🏔️📽️
You know you shouldn’t take this job. You keep turning it down—another teen sex comedy on your resume?—but the offer keeps going up. When it reaches…
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Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet
Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet
Memoirettes on womanhood and shifts of culture through the scandalous lens of Hollywood nostalgia.

Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet

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