Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet

Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet

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No. 14: 🌵🌠🌴

No. 14: 🌵🌠🌴

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No. 14: 🌵🌠🌴
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Trashy.

You didn’t expect that to be your first impression of Tinseltown, but here you are on the star-studded sidewalk that is smeared with feces stuck to McDonald’s paper.

It’s your first day in LA and you are sixteen years old—seventeen in two weeks—and unprepared for how underwhelmed you feel. Everything is so small. The Ripley’s, Madame Tussaud’s, M…

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