Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet
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No. 21: 🤳🏻✔️🫂
“Can we pretend we’re broken up?” you ask. He doesn’t even look up from his phone. You scoot across the duct-taped seat of a curve-cornered dining booth…
Alice Greczyn
Apr 18
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No. 21: 🤳🏻✔️🫂
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No. 18: 🖋🖤🐆
You are furious. Livid. Sick from the betrayal of eternities you thought were yours. God leaves. Your love leaves. You learn the ones who promise…
Alice Greczyn
Mar 10
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No. 18: 🖋🖤🐆
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No. 19: 🧢💪🏼🛋
The first man you ever sleep with is an Abercrombie & Fitch model. You don’t have sex. But you sleep. Well, he sleeps. It’s almost dawn and you’ve…
Alice Greczyn
Mar 26
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No. 19: 🧢💪🏼🛋
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No. 15: 🌆💋🐀
She kisses your boyfriend on his lips in front of you. This happens in her skyscraper office with a Manhattan view. She’s careful to make it quick—a…
Alice Greczyn
Feb 5
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No. 15: 🌆💋🐀
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No. 14: 🌵🌠🌴
Trashy. You didn’t expect that to be your first impression of Tinseltown, but here you are on the star-studded sidewalk that is smeared with feces stuck…
Alice Greczyn
Jan 22
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No. 14: 🌵🌠🌴
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No. 16: 🛹🪜🍰
It’s spring. The sun has melted your body oil into the vintage towel atop the bedroom quilt you spread over the granular flat top of your Art Deco roof…
Alice Greczyn
Feb 21
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No. 16: 🛹🪜🍰
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No. 20: 💔📸🥂
Your costar invites you to a party in the Hills as a friend. You later find out it was with the motive of making his ex jealous. She’s stunning, an…
Alice Greczyn
Apr 17
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No. 20: 💔📸🥂
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No. 13: ⛷️🏔️📽️
You know you shouldn’t take this job. You keep turning it down—another teen sex comedy on your resume?—but the offer keeps going up. When it reaches…
Alice Greczyn
Jan 19
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No. 13: ⛷️🏔️📽️
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No. 17: ⛪️🙏🏼👩🏻⚖️
You didn’t plan to stop going to church when you moved to LA. It’s just that you’re genuinely concerned for your spiritual health. You’d rather isolate…
Alice Greczyn
Feb 26
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No. 17: ⛪️🙏🏼👩🏻⚖️
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No. 12: 🧴🥤💍
On your ‘04 Christmas back home, you meet two girlfriends from youth group at a TGI Friday’s. They debate if you’ll be able to buy moisturizer when…
Alice Greczyn
Dec 18, 2021
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No. 12: 🧴🥤💍
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No. 1: 🛀🏻🏃🏻♀️🌯
Your roommate is never home. She comes to Burbank for pilot season and the occasional weekend, so you have the two-bedroom apartment on Pass Avenue to…
Alice Greczyn
Sep 4, 2021
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No. 1: 🛀🏻🏃🏻♀️🌯
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No. 10: 🛼🎱🍒
You are a virgin, shaken and stirred. The subtle world can sense it, the potency of your desire, the innocence of your tease, the pulse of your blood…
Alice Greczyn
Nov 6, 2021
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No. 10: 🛼🎱🍒
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