Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet

Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet

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No. 21: 🤳🏻✔️🫂
“Can we pretend we’re broken up?” you ask.
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No. 19: 🧢💪🏼🛋
The first man you ever sleep with is an Abercrombie & Fitch model.
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No. 18: 🖋🖤🐆
You are furious. Livid. Sick from the betrayal of eternities you thought were yours. God leaves.
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No. 15: 🌆💋🐀
She kisses your boyfriend on his lips in front of you.
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No. 14: 🌵🌠🌴
Trashy.
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No. 16: 🛹🪜🍰
It’s spring.
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Hollywoodland No. 22: 💪🏼💉 💊
You’re worried about him, your boyfriend.
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No. 20: 💔📸🥂
Your costar invites you to a party in the Hills as a friend.
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No. 13: ⛷️🏔️📽️
You know you shouldn’t take this job.
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No. 17: ⛪️🙏🏼👩🏻‍⚖️
You didn’t plan to stop going to church when you moved to LA.
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No. 12: 🧴🥤💍
On your ‘04 Christmas back home, you meet two girlfriends from youth group at a TGI Friday’s. They debate if you’ll be able to buy moisturizer when…
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No. 7: 🕺🏻📸🫂
Your first TV show stars Luke Perry. You’ve never heard of Luke Perry, but you like him from the moment you meet at your first table read...
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