Alice in Hollywoodland: Tales of a Would-Be Starlet

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No. 21: πŸ€³πŸ»βœ”οΈπŸ«‚
β€œCan we pretend we’re broken up?” you ask.
Apr 18, 2022Β β€’Β 
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No. 21: πŸ€³πŸ»βœ”οΈπŸ«‚
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No. 19: 🧒πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ›‹
The first man you ever sleep with is an Abercrombie & Fitch model.
Mar 26, 2022Β β€’Β 
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No. 19: 🧒πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ›‹
No. 18: πŸ–‹πŸ–€πŸ†
You are furious. Livid. Sick from the betrayal of eternities you thought were yours. God leaves.
Mar 10, 2022Β β€’Β 
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No. 18: πŸ–‹πŸ–€πŸ†
No. 15: πŸŒ†πŸ’‹πŸ€
She kisses your boyfriend on his lips in front of you.
Feb 5, 2022Β β€’Β 
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No. 15: πŸŒ†πŸ’‹πŸ€
No. 14: 🌡🌠🌴
Trashy.
Jan 22, 2022Β β€’Β 
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No. 14: 🌡🌠🌴
No. 16: πŸ›ΉπŸͺœπŸ°
It’s spring.
Feb 21, 2022Β β€’Β 
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No. 16: πŸ›ΉπŸͺœπŸ°
Hollywoodland No. 22: πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ’‰ πŸ’Š
You’re worried about him, your boyfriend.
Sep 21, 2022Β β€’Β 
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Hollywoodland No. 22: πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ’‰ πŸ’Š
No. 20: πŸ’”πŸ“ΈπŸ₯‚
Your costar invites you to a party in the Hills as a friend.
Apr 17, 2022Β β€’Β 
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No. 20: πŸ’”πŸ“ΈπŸ₯‚
No. 13: β›·οΈπŸ”οΈπŸ“½οΈ
You know you shouldn’t take this job.
Jan 19, 2022Β β€’Β 
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No. 13: β›·οΈπŸ”οΈπŸ“½οΈ
No. 17: β›ͺοΈπŸ™πŸΌπŸ‘©πŸ»β€βš–οΈ
You didn’t plan to stop going to church when you moved to LA.
Feb 26, 2022Β β€’Β 
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No. 17: β›ͺοΈπŸ™πŸΌπŸ‘©πŸ»β€βš–οΈ
No. 12: 🧴πŸ₯€πŸ’
On your β€˜04 Christmas back home, you meet two girlfriends from youth group at a TGI Friday’s. They debate if you’ll be able to buy moisturizer when…
Dec 18, 2021Β β€’Β 
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No. 12: 🧴πŸ₯€πŸ’
No. 7: πŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ“ΈπŸ«‚
Your first TV show stars Luke Perry. You’ve never heard of Luke Perry, but you like him from the moment you meet at your first table read...
Oct 11, 2021Β β€’Β 
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No. 7: πŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ“ΈπŸ«‚
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